As a highly coordinated two-dog security unit, our Chief Pawtective Officers are responsible for perimeter checks, suspicious noise investigations, and alerting management to absolutely everything - including delivery drivers, falling leaves, and their own reflections.

Working as a dynamic duo, they take their roles very seriously and believe in proactive barking, strategic window monitoring, and immediate response to any perceived threat. While their methods may be loud, their dedication to office safety and morale is unmatched.

When not on active duty, they can be found conducting treat inspections, supervising from comfortable positions, and accepting payment in belly rubs. Together, they ensure the office remains secure, lively, and never too quiet.

Special Skills: Barking in stereo, dramatic alerts
Years of Experience: Lifetime
Security Level: Maximum (according to them)